FROGS GO POP
Ryan came home from Wood Badge (Scout Leader training) with a song of dumb Scout Camp songs. He delights in grossing me out with them. I didn't let him sing most of them more than once, but Jared sure picked up on them fast! One of them is about a maggot. Yes, my 2 year old knows the word "maggot." Eeew!
This morning, though, he knocked my socks off by singing the whole song that goes like this:
(to the tune of The Old Grey Mare)
We all know frogs go pop in the microwave,
Pop in the microwave,
Pop in the microwave.
We all know frogs go pop in the microwave,
Pop in the microwave,
Pop in the microwave
When you turn it on.

Boys are so gross!