I-C-E-C-R-E-A-M
Ryan asked me in front of Jared if I'd like some ice cream, so he spelled it.
"Would you like some i-c-e-c-r-e-a-m?"
Jared piped up, "I do! I want some!"
"What do you want?"
"I-C-S."
"What does I-C-S mean?"
"Ice cream!!!!"

Nothing is safe anymore!