I KNOW WHERE IT IS!
With most of our possessions still packed up from the move, we often have to skip doing some things because we can't find the right stuff for it. For example, today something broke that requires a glue gun to fix, but I have no clue where that glue gun is.
Jared, however, seems to think that adults are rather dim-witted, because he knows exactly where everything is. Today, he said,
"But I know where your glue gun is."
"Oh yeah? Where is it?"
"In the box with your sewing machine." (My sewing machine is another sadly missing item)
"Well Jared, I don't know where my sewing machine is, either."
"I do. It's in that box shaped like a rectangle!"
Yeah. Thanks, Jared.