GOOD CLEAN FUN

I'd forgotten about BYU's Police Beat report in the Daily Universe. I found it online tonight, and you know, there's just something about BYU that is endearing! I don't know exactly what other campus police would have to deal with. Breaking up drinking parties and all that jazz, I'm sure. The police beat has some sad things, like two domestic violence calls, but how about when the went to investigate some kids damaging school property to find that they were just doing the limbo under the parking lot gate arm? Or when they had to remove a duck from a girls' dorm? (That's a prank I'd never thought of!) Or the reported container of alcohol on campus that turned out to be maple syrup? I also love that "suspicious characters" are anyone with facial hair (no, Ryan, that does not mean that you can shave off your goatee!) because students and faculty can't have any.

I love the naive, good-clean fun atmosphere of BYU!

Oh, and here's one from my days in the dorms. Instead of building a plain old snowman, some guys built a snow car in the Helaman Halls parking lot. Apparently it was "parked" illegally, because it got a ticket!

If you'd like a stroll down memory lane, or just get a taste of BYU culture, check out the Campus Police Beat here.