LACK OF PHOTOS
It's very unlike me to not take photos, but there just hasn't been much to take pictures of. It's yet another a post-holiday lull, I guess.
But lately, Zach has been cracking us up. He's just funny. We used to laugh at Jared, but Zach is in a league of his own. It's not what he does, it's who he is. He couldn't stop being funny if he tried.
First, I catch him sleeping with toy woodworking goggles on and a semi-truck for a teddy bear. What a kook! This only stopped after I found Mack (the semi) parked in a particular kitchen cabinet every night for the past 2 weeks.


Second, I catch him drilling his own nose for Do-It-Yourself Rhinoplasty (nose job)


Third, I was doing laundry while he drew computer pictures. I heard a thunk and then a timid, "Mommy, I stuck." I came out to this:


And sadly, this last one will go unphotographed. I couldn't grab my camera fast enough. After I'd tucked him into his mini sleeping bag next to his queen-sized bed (he must be nuts), I heard his tiny voice say, "I'm gonna cut this fence into tiny wittle pieces, Mom." And then he whipped out a saw-shaped Bob the Builder book and ran it back and forth across the baby gate that keeps him in his room at night. I SO wish I had that "jail-break" photo of him!

Okay, so maybe he only keeps his parents in stitches. He's just so little still to come up with these ideas on his own!
It's almost enough to make me forget that he punched his brother in the face just yesterday and made his nose bleed all over the house.... (I've found more spots, and some of the ones I cleaned are coming back, of course)