Too Hot
How's this for sick and wrong? We store sodas in our garage, then bring them in to put in the fridge. I grabbed a few the other day, and they were uncomfortably hot in my hands. Furthermore, they mysteriously become misshapen. I thought I must have dropped the 12 pack, or we'd hit a bump on the way home or something, but we've discovered that they're really just about to EXPLODE!!!
So tonight we decided to move the soda cans into the laundry room. I was carrying two in one hand, and one popped out right then, probably because I had squeezed it a little bit. It hurt, too! After that we treated the cans like live ammunition. Oh, and now the laundry room is hot because of the sodas!
It's too stinkin' hot for people to live here! Leave it for the lizards!