I HAD HER FIRST!
The boys have been arguing lately. One will run up to and hug me, saying, "My mommy." Then the other one takes offense and argues, "No, MY mommy!" And back and forth. It gets kind of old, you know?
Well, today, Zach started it. "My mommy," he said.
"No, MY mommy!" replied Jared.
"No, its MY MOMMY!" yelled Zach.
Jared thought for a second, then said, "Well, I had her first, so that means she's mine."