DON'T TAZE ME!
Do you remember that college guy who at the University of Florida who was arrested and tazered during a forum with John Kerry?
Well, Zach is often thrown over my shoulder and hauled up the stairs to change his clothes or brush his teeth or some other horrible thing I do to torture him. And lately, he's been yelling, "Stop taking me, mom!"
Today at church, the sound system wasn't working, so we were trying to keep the boys extra quiet. Zach was being his usual rowdy self, so I picked him up and wrestled him onto my lap to try to keep him quiet. It didn't quite have the desired effect, because as I hauled him to my lap, he yelled, "Don't take me, Bro!"